The only bad burger is the one you didn’t eat.ĩ6. I just don’t want to look back and think I could have eaten that.ĩ4. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.ĩ3. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.ĩ2. I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries, and you’ll all want me then.ĩ1. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?ĩ0. I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.Ĩ9. Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes!Ĩ8. I just want someone to look at me the way I look at foods.Ĩ7. My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.Ĩ4. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.Ĩ3. Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.Ĩ0. If there’s no cake, then it’s only a meeting.ħ9. It’s essential for every party to have a cake.
Some days, I eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. Some days, I eat salads and go to the gym. The cauliflower is not more than the cabbage with a university education.ħ7. Food is like S-E-X: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.ħ4. Television + food, a match made in heaven.ħ2. Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes.ħ0. French fries are those potatoes who went to Harvard.Ħ8. I like hashtags because they look like waffles.Ħ7. There are people in the world so hungry that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.Ħ5. Drink some coffee & pretend you know what you’re doing.Ħ4. I have so mushrooms in my heart for you!Ħ2.
Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality.Ħ1. You’re boring, and I can’t stop cheating on you.ĥ9.
Calories don’t count during the weekends.ĥ7. If you’re looking for a way to add some spice to your Instagram account and increase engagement, consider using funny food captions.Ī post shared by Bread Face 55 funny food captions for Instagram:ĥ6. Avocado toast for breakfast? Groundbreaking.ĥ5. And in the morning, I’m making waffles.ģ7. A post shared by Gordon Ramsay are the top short food captions for Instagram:ģ1.
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